Dating, Marriage, and a Dash of Cockiness
Ah, the dating world, a place where some say love blooms and others claim it's a treacherous battlefield. Women not knowing how to date, men being too cheap, and the question of who pays for what? It's enough to make your head spin! But fear not, my friend, because I'm here to sprinkle a little humor, wisdom, and a touch of cockiness into the mix. So, grab your cup of tea and let's dive into why a matchmaker might be just what you need to navigate this crazy world of romance.
The "Who Pays?" Conundrum: Ah, the eternal question of who foots the bill on a date. Some say it's the new generation, others blame feminism, but I say it's all a load of... well, you know. Personally, I believe a qualified man should cater to his date without expecting her to open her wallet. Call me old-fashioned, but why should a woman pay half? It sets a tone for the relationship, and trust me, that's just the beginning. But hey, what do I know? I was a great date to qualified men who knew how to pamper me without me even asking!
From Dating Disasters to Marital Bliss: After a few failed attempts at marriage (four to be exact), I finally cracked the code to finding a beautiful partnership. I decided to be intentional, heal myself, and attract the right energy. Dating was always simple, and getting married was a cakewalk. You see, my friend, I possess unmatched skills and confidence in who I am. Just ask Dr. K, who recently said, "You're the truth." Now, I don't mean to brag (okay, maybe just a little), but when you've experienced what I have, you'll be knocking at my door for wisdom and assistance. I haven't been through the ringer for nothing.
The Power of a Matchmaker: So, why should you consider a matchmaker? Well, it's simple, darling. A matchmaker does all the legwork you simply don't have time for (and then some!). They'll get you mentally, visually, and skillfully prepared for the dating world. No more swiping left, right, up, or down. Leave it to the experts to find your perfect match while you sit back and enjoy the show. Trust me, their expertise, coupled with my undeniable charm, will have you sipping champagne and laughing at those who are still struggling with dating apps.
In this wild world of romance, it's essential to approach it with a touch of humor, a dash of confidence, and a willingness to try something new. A matchmaker may just be the secret ingredient to finding the love and partnership you desire. So, let go of those dating app woes, embrace a little cockiness (in humility, of course), and get ready to experience the pure love that the universe has in store for you. And if all else fails, remember that I'll be here, ready to sprinkle more wisdom and a hefty dose of laughter into your journey of finding "the one." Cheers to love and a little bit of cockiness along the way!
Cheron K. Griffin,
Dating Concierge and Matchmaker